Give it a thought !!

  1. In a movie theater which of the arm rest is urs?
  2. If a kid refuses to sleep during nap-time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
  3. Why is it that everyone driving faster than you is considered an idiot and everyone driving slower than you is a moron?
  4. If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall through the floor?
    Can animals also commit suicide?
  5. What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?
  6. If a doctor suddenly had a heart attack while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?
  7. How can something be "new" and "improved"? If it's new, what was it improving on?
  8. If laughter is the best medicine, who's the idiot who said 'they died laughing'?
  9. If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
  10. BY the way…HOW fast do hotcakes sell?
  11. If Mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?
  12. Why do people never say "it's only a game" when they're winning?
  13. If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?
  14. Why is it called a funny bone, when if you hit it, it's not funny at all?

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